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Musings and things that make me smile... birds, butts, bad puns, you know.

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astronomy-to-zoology:

Longfish Boarfish (Zaclistius elevatus)
…a species of armorhead (Pentacerotidae) which is distributed around the coasts of southern Australia, Tasmania, and New Zealand. Longfin boarfish typically occur around the continental shelf and slope at depths of around 30 to 500m (98 to 1,640 ft). 
Classification
Animalia-Chordata-Actinopterygii-Perciformes-Pentacerotidae-Zaculistius-Z. elevatus
Image: Ian Skipworth

Ertfish, glufish, longfish, boarfish.
…I’m hilarious.

astronomy-to-zoology:

Longfish Boarfish (Zaclistius elevatus)

…a species of armorhead (Pentacerotidae) which is distributed around the coasts of southern Australia, Tasmania, and New Zealand. Longfin boarfish typically occur around the continental shelf and slope at depths of around 30 to 500m (98 to 1,640 ft). 

Classification

Animalia-Chordata-Actinopterygii-Perciformes-Pentacerotidae-Zaculistius-Z. elevatus

Image: Ian Skipworth

Ertfish, glufish, longfish, boarfish.

…I’m hilarious.

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nopantsparty:

I just found fucking huge fireworks in my room that are at least two years old. still all wrapped up and everything. sometimes it pays to be a packrat.

Just uncovered 7 pairs of shoes that I completely forgot I had… I don’t know if I suck or if I win.

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"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."

mysharona1987:

"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

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